Pay Rise
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The maid wanted an increase in salary. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Mary, why do you want a raise?"
Mary: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Mary: Your husband said so.
Madam: Oh.
Mary: The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you're a better cook than me?
Mary: Your husband did.
Madam: Oh.
Mary: My third reason is that I'm a better lover than you.
Madam: (Very upset now) Did my husband said that as well?
Mary: No Madam, the gardener did.
............ Mary got the pay raise ....
(Source: Johnny Ray)
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