The Principal got it all wrong
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A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, I should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of the complain and took the boy to the principal's office. She explained everything to the principal who decided to test the boy with sum questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
And so on,the principal asked the boy all questions and the boy got them right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have four of, that I've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that you've but I don't have?
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts with a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,bt b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen I'm not well, I drip. Wen you blow me, you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver?
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in sum men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said: 'Send the boy 2 University,I got the last ten questions wrong myself!!
Posted by OM
on 6:33 AM.
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