Javanese, Japanese, Taiwanese

Sukiman, a Javanese walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Stephen Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and says "You Javanese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Sukiman replied "It was not the Javanese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Javanese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, Sukiman gave Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

Sukiman replied with anger, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Murtabak, you're all the same."

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